Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana.
Banana WHO?
Orange.
ORANGE WHO?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Now that’s a horrible joke. These are the kinds of jokes you’d find in the back of Boy’s Life magazine, real G-rated groaners. But I’ve found these are the biggest hit with my kids because they get them. I mean they really get them, you know, man? And it’s easy to make variations that appeal to 3- and 7-year old minds.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Toilet.
Toilet who?
TOILET PLUNGER!
This got me a good half-minute of raucous laughter. Who else might be at the door in these kinds of jokes? Toilet brush. Also diaper bonnet and orange banana. Buoyed by punchy laughter and high spirits, Number Two made up his own joke.
Knock knock.
Apple.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Writer, architect, father, husband.
Love those jokes! I laughed as much as #2. Although I didn’t fall backwards out of the wagon!