Child Harbat, reading a party supply catalog: Look at this poodle party, it comes with a pin-ya-tah!
Me: Wow, that’s very good pronunciation of pinata. Can you say tamales?
CH: Ta-ma-less.
Wife: Can you say carnitas?
CH: Car-nee-tahss.
Me: Can you say Guincho? [Portuguese place name]
CH: I’m not answering these questions.
Wife: She’s going to be a perfect politician.
Almost fell off the chair laughing at that one! Tell her to try running in Missouri. They might have an opening for the Senate race there!