Chocolate biscuit update! Not content to let me wife badmouth my second most favorite cookie, I did some investigation.
Looks harmless enough. Here’s a closer look at that beautiful kisser.
I don’t know whether it’s the moustache or the lizard eyes, but something is wrong with that kid. I zoomed in a little closer, and the cookie yelled, “Zgyrr blvmddam!” I almost lost my nerve, but got this picture before I sprinted for the door:
But it is covered in milk chocolate. So there’s that.
Next case for the Cookie Exploratory Committee: Vienna Fingers. Why are they so addictive? Early bets are for crack and and/or marijuana as the unprinted ingredients. Devishly clever, those industrial bakers. Both fueling and supplying the munchies!
I agree with Cristina on THAT one. I think it's his outfit that's more frightening. He has to take all that bullying everyday. I'd switch to Vienna Fingers ASAP!
Yeah, but who's Vienna and is she still looking for her fingers? I prefer Tarantula Faces and Sea Cucumber Duodenums. Duodena? I'd check the box but it's at home.
I rest my case ; )
First of all, who likes vienna fingers ANYWAY?? They are DRY!!!
PS: on my inpatient rotation this week, I actually heard a doctor say "pannis". I did not realize this was a medical term but apparently it is. Other fun term: doctors like to say "body habitus" instead of calling a patient super fat.