Child Harbat, reading a party supply catalog: Look at this poodle party, it comes with a pin-ya-tah!
Me: Wow, that’s very good pronunciation of pinata. Can you say tamales?
CH: Ta-ma-less.
Wife: Can you say carnitas?
CH: Car-nee-tahss.
Me: Can you say Guincho? [Portuguese place name]
CH: I’m not answering these questions.
Wife: She’s going to be a perfect politician.
Writer, architect, father, husband.
Almost fell off the chair laughing at that one! Tell her to try running in Missouri. They might have an opening for the Senate race there!