Please excuse my purple Mohawk, parachute pants with bandana tourniquet, boom box, and Vuarnets. I’ve been time traveling! I stepped into some kind of rip in the space/time fabric when I went to my bank this morning to dispute a charge. Here in real world, my paycheck is deposited at 12:01 am every other Wednesday. In wacky Chase Bank world, it shows up in my account 22 hours later at 10:12 pm, after all that day’s charges have come through. Tubular!
Writer, architect, father, husband.