Time Warp

Please excuse my purple Mohawk, parachute pants with bandana tourniquet, boom box, and Vuarnets.  I’ve been time traveling!  I stepped into some kind of rip in the space/time fabric when I went to my bank this morning to dispute a charge.  Here in real world, my paycheck is deposited at 12:01 am every other Wednesday.  In wacky Chase Bank world, it shows up in my account 22 hours later at 10:12 pm, after all that day’s charges have come through.  Tubular!

 

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